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observations from fuckneckville, by sven and brent
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[05 Oct 2003|11:51pm] |
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[21:40:00] * stefan is now Online
[23:01:22] * brent is now Online
[23:05:17] brent: yay stefan!
[23:05:27] stefan: hi brent
[23:05:44] brent: it's "yay" brent.
[23:06:35] stefan: Yay (fuck you) brent!
[23:06:46] brent: sup?
[23:06:55] stefan: nothing man
[23:07:13] stefan: you?
[23:07:26] brent: just got back from the studio
[23:07:53] stefan: you rip shit up or what
[23:08:10] brent: i had to mix some lame ass songs actually.
[23:08:14] brent: another assignment.
[23:08:16] brent: GRRR.
[23:08:20] stefan: why u go so late man
[23:08:24] stefan: and how u get in?
[23:09:20] brent: we have assigned times for our assignments.. so you
can be there at any time of the day, depending on when it's scheduled for you. and they're open 24/7, so, just swipe our student card and we're in.
[23:09:38] stefan: thats so cool
[23:09:52] brent: yeah it's not bad
[23:10:10] stefan: youre not bad
[23:10:15] stefan: how did the paarrrtay go
[23:10:20] brent: on friday?
[23:10:24] stefan: teag
[23:10:25] stefan: yweah
[23:10:38] brent: yeah it was alright iguess
[23:10:45] stefan: action?
[23:10:58] brent: nah man
[23:11:06] stefan: ah well
[23:11:24] stefan: dude
[23:11:28] stefan: my alarm clock is busted
[23:11:37] stefan: so everytime i wake up at the right time
[23:11:44] stefan: its pure luck
[23:11:47] brent: that's amazing
[23:12:03] stefan: it tells time and shit
[23:12:05] stefan: but doesnt ring
[23:12:08] stefan: and for the past week
[23:12:13] stefan: ive woken up wghen i was supposed to
[23:12:18] brent: keep that shit up man.
[23:12:26] stefan: i know
[23:12:33] stefan: i think i may of jinxed it cause i just told
you though
[23:12:44] brent: haha, you're fucked now!
[23:12:55] stefan: damn you brent
[23:12:59] stefan: damn you to hell
[23:13:43] brent: it's your own fault man, give that shit a fucking
rest.
[23:13:46] brent: (middle fingerage)
[23:14:01] stefan: ^
[23:14:12] brent: go take party boy's thong of with your teeth.
[23:14:29] stefan: of? dont you mean OFF you illerate piece of
fuck
[23:14:38] stefan: no wonder youre in 'recording engineering'
[23:14:46] stefan: the only thing you can record is your own
farts
[23:14:48] stefan: asshole
[23:15:12] brent: oh shit. you did not just say that. you can't even come up with a way to insult me. you just look for fucking spelling mistakes and gramatical errors. takes a big man, man.
[23:16:04] stefan: yeah
[23:16:08] stefan: thats cool man
[23:16:11] stefan: real goddamn cool
[23:16:19] brent: oooooo.
[23:16:42] stefan: im sorry
[23:16:43] stefan: (F)
[23:17:06] brent: lets make out man. hot chicks always seem to want
to fuck the gay guys and not us straight representin'
peices of fine ass.
[23:17:19] stefan: damn straight brother
[23:17:38] stefan: lets go to the bar, and make out in front of
hot girls, then they'll be like, woah, thats EXACTLY what i
want to do right now
[23:17:48] brent: what bar?
[23:18:13] stefan: jeeze i dunno man, a straight as fuck bar
with sluts
[23:18:20] brent: hot sluts. nice.
[23:18:50] stefan: yeah dude, the world is driven my money, and
sluts
[23:19:06] brent: sluts don't drive man. they get hot guys like us to
drive them around.
[23:19:06] stefan: by money
[23:19:27] stefan: well you know what i mean, dude
[23:19:42] brent: maybe, i'll keep thinking about it.
[23:19:56] stefan: yeah, go record some shit, dick
[23:20:24] stefan: maybe we should show the world how real men
deal with everyday problems
[23:24:31] stefan: !!!!!!!!!
[23:24:40] brent: oh yeah dude.
[23:24:48] stefan: wtf are you doing
[23:24:55] brent: sending you a song.
[23:25:20] brent: take it ass.
[23:25:26] stefan: i am man
[23:25:30] brent: ok.
[23:25:33] stefan: jerk
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| friendster fight! |
[05 Oct 2003|01:20am] |
[11:08:28] stefan: bust my testimonial
[11:09:32] stefan: dick!
[11:11:32] * stefan - @home is now a dick
*BRENT'S EDIT: STEFAN IS SO MEAN TO ME!
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| brilliant hipster self-parody. |
[03 Oct 2003|05:18pm] |
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[17:04:08] stefan: dude
[17:04:43] stefan: how do u think the first journal went?
[17:08:27] brent: i thought that it was funny.
[17:08:29] brent: we have two fans.
[17:08:41] stefan: hah yeah i know
[17:08:47] stefan: best stupid idea ever, dude
[17:08:55] brent: yea man.
[17:09:08] stefan: in flames, rocks
[17:09:12] brent: who knows, maybe we'll get laid one day because
people recognise us from our lame ass journal.
[17:09:14] brent: yes they sure do.
[17:09:18] stefan: trigger
[17:09:19] stefan: yeah dude
[17:09:28] stefan: like a cyber infatuation of sefan and brent
[17:09:35] brent: yes guy.
[17:09:37] stefan: stefan, cant spell my own goddamn name
[17:09:40] stefan: kill me
[17:10:00] brent: i'd rather not cause then our little idea can't
spawn and grow into something amazing.
[17:10:10] brent: what the fuck did you do today?
[17:10:13] stefan: oh yeah, it takes two to practice world
domination
[17:10:16] stefan: absolutley nothing
[17:10:20] stefan: i slept through my morning class
[17:10:29] stefan: so i did homework and hated the world for
what it has done to me
[17:10:38] brent: solid man, nice work.
[17:10:42] stefan: and yourself?
[17:11:13] brent: i got up at 7 (horrible feeling) after having
nightmares all night about some old woman, and her ringing
me by the neck before throwing me down some stairs. then i went to
class from 9 - 4, and just got home.
[17:11:28] stefan: ha whaaaaaaat the fuck man
[17:11:39] brent: yeah man i was up all night, scared to sleep!
[17:11:45] stefan: you fuckin baby
[17:11:52] stefan: do shots of whiskey then go to bed
[17:12:00] brent: alright, i'll do that tonight.
[17:12:05] stefan: or jerk it to your fav spank mag
[17:12:12] brent: fuck mags man.
[17:12:23] stefan: well, if you want to fuck magazines, thats
cool too
[17:12:34] brent: i hate papercuts on my dink.
[17:12:41] stefan: thats rough, dude
[17:13:06] brent: damn straight. what the hell is going on tonight?
[17:13:12] stefan: im goin home in about 20 mins
[17:13:24] stefan: im thinkin i should bust to london soon
[17:13:35] stefan: hit two birds, see you and catch bri as well
[17:14:09] brent: yeah man, that'd be awesome.
[17:14:13] brent: sometime after thanksgiving.
[17:14:22] stefan: yeah alright man
[17:14:32] stefan: i have to figure out a way to get there
[17:14:37] brent: nice plan. i wish that i was going home this
weekend, but tonight will be fun.
[17:14:48] stefan: what u doin?
[17:14:54] stefan: (edit: this is our post for today)
[17:15:05] brent: roommates birthday, so quite a few people are coming
over later on to partay.
[17:15:18] stefan: how big is ur place
[17:15:21] brent: big enough..
[17:15:23] brent: i guess.
[17:15:30] stefan: how many rooms shitbrick
[17:15:51] brent: 3 bedrooms, kitchen, living room, bathroom, and
laundry stuff downstairs..
[17:16:21] stefan: sweet shit
[17:16:24] brent: indeed.
[17:17:12] brent: have a good weekend man. i'm out. i've gotta get
back to reading. i picked up that "Vice's Guide To Sex,
Drugs and Rock N' Roll".... and i'm on the chapter with the
guide to eating pussy.
[17:17:27] stefan: good luck with that shit dude
[17:17:30] stefan: catch you later
[17:17:49] brent: peace
[17:18:03] brent: (xoxo)
[17:18:08] stefan: (fuckme)
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| the story of how it all came to be... |
[02 Oct 2003|08:48pm] |
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mood |
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eighteen visions - wine 'em, dine 'em, sixty-nine 'em |
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[20:15:28] stefan: i already called shotgun
[20:15:44] brent: fine
[20:16:09] stefan: funny that we reduce human beings to
passenger seats
[20:16:35] brent: no kidding eh
[20:16:40] brent: well, better than the trunk
[20:17:17] stefan: hah so true
[20:17:28] brent: junk in the trunk
[20:17:55] stefan: guys are fucked man
[20:18:40] stefan: haha
[20:18:52] stefan: i wish we could make like a journal of our
msn conversations
[20:19:06] brent: why don't we?
[20:19:16] stefan: we should
[20:19:18] stefan: like a website
[20:19:28] stefan: we say some dumbass motherfuckin shit man
[20:19:38] brent: i'll set it up right fucking now
[20:19:54] stefan: hah really?
[20:19:58] brent: yeah man
[20:20:06] brent: just get like... a diaryland or livejournal and
run it from there
[20:20:17] stefan: hah ok
[20:20:21] stefan: what should we call it?
[20:20:26] brent: and we'll spread the word and people can laugh
at us
[20:20:32] brent: cause you're right, we're fucking retarded
[20:20:35] brent: i talk to you more than anyone else
[20:20:35] brent: haha
[20:20:49] stefan: same here
[20:20:58] stefan: its like observations from fuckneckville
[20:21:42] brent: so what should we call it
[20:21:54] stefan: that
[20:21:54] stefan: haha
[20:22:06] brent: alright, done and done
[20:22:20] stefan: hahah
[20:26:12] stefan: what really?
[20:26:21] brent: yeah we need a referral code
[20:26:27] stefan: i know a chick
[20:26:30] stefan: ill ask
[20:26:34] brent: she on now?
[20:29:23] brent: alright i'll try too
[20:29:39] stefan: shes got an old journal though
[20:29:57] brent: lets steal it
[20:30:17] stefan: sicken_cadence
[20:36:03] brent: sicken_cadence is kind of a cool name
[20:36:15] stefan: yeah it is
[20:38:16] brent: alright, our new password is fuck
[20:38:21] brent: sorry
[20:38:23] brent: fuckfuck
[20:38:27] stefan: nice
[20:38:38] stefan: fuck/fuck?
[20:38:46] brent: wait a sec
[20:39:36] stefan: k
[20:39:39] brent: it wouldn't let me use fuck
[20:39:42] brent: soooo it's **********************
[20:39:54] stefan: how cute
[20:40:50] brent: i also thought so
[20:41:34] stefan: hah!
[20:47:19] brent: don't worry mom, i know all about cannibalism,
i saw it on tv
[20:48:03] stefan: i said im not going to hurt you, im just
going to hack your body into pieces
[20:50:54] stefan: we up?
[20:50:55] brent: i just put something up
[20:51:11] brent: we need an image to put on there
[20:52:18] brent: we won't usually put up huge entries
[20:52:20] brent: just funny shit
[20:52:36] stefan: yeah
[20:52:36] stefan: and edit out the parts where we say
[20:52:42] stefan: wow this would be wicked for our libejournal
site
[20:52:50] brent: hahah yeah
[20:52:57] stefan: says cannot find server
[20:53:02] brent: weird
[20:53:04] brent: it's there
[20:53:30] stefan: hrmmm
[20:54:49] stefan: cause you spelt journal wrong fuckass
[20:55:16] brent: we should put up all funny convo's that we have
with anyone
[20:55:53] stefan: alright
[20:55:53] stefan: hahah
[20:55:58] stefan: start this one over
[20:55:58] stefan: cant use this one
[20:56:13] brent: huh?
[20:56:28] stefan: that post!
[20:56:28] stefan: hah
[20:56:49] brent: why the hell not?
[20:57:13] stefan: cause its got too much shit
[20:57:13] stefan: get rid of it!
[20:57:19] brent: fine dick
[21:03:03] brent: there we go.
[21:03:21] stefan: nice man
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